My housemate's headboard is knocking the wall. Yes. For the reason you think. It's the loudest most graphic rhythm I've ever heard but he's got some stamina, I'll give him that.

*covers ears and sings to self*

I'm sure this comes under "torture" in the big book of Things You Can Experience At University.

On the Lurpak "Saturday is breakfast day" advert:

Me:  They've got that wrong.
  A:  Yeah, they have. It should be Sunday.
Me:  Yeah, you see, [the things I do on] Saturday is like what my life would be if I didn't have a job. [The stuff I do on] Sunday is what my life would be like if I was unemployed.

I see what I did there.

Aaaand my bike's just been stolen.

This day just gets better and better.

Please tell me if I'm wrong, but am I right in thinking that

"working out who the audience is",

is a different thing to

"working out who the audience are"?

Which one's right? Are they both grammatically correct?

Jeez this hurts.

And if this isn't the cutest thing I've ever read.

Given their record of telling us stuff that's not true, I'm not going to take this as gospel. It could be a double bluff, but I think it's more of a "let's stop all the rumours" rather than the "this person is definitely the next Doctor".

It's not that I'm going to ignore it, but I'm just going to take it with a pinch of salt.

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Boris Johnson won London Mayoral Race.

You know that Simpsons episode where Homer takes over the garbage collection, makes a ton of super awesome, but unlikely promises, and fails miserably. Then the springfield population vote for the original guy again?

yeah, well this reeks of that.

also, is it just me or.... Rule 34?